Offensive Cocktail Recipes

• $3.00 Hooker
• 1-900-fuk-meup
• 666
• Abortion Shot
• Absolut Asshole
• Absolut Royal Fuck
• Adios Motherfucker
• Adios Motherfucker #2
• Adios Motherfucker 151
• African Wench
• A Little Dick'll Do
• Anal Sex
• Anus Butter
• A Piece Of Ass
• A Piece Of Ass #2
• Asian Hooker
• Ass Candy
• Ass On A Tectonic Plate
• Bad Mother Fucker
• Bar Slut
• Bear Fart
• Bend Me Over
• Bitch's Brew
• Bitch Ass
• Bitch Slap
• Bleeding Hemorrhoid
• Bloody Hooker
• Bloody Pussy
• Blowjob Revenge
• Blue Mother Fucker
• Botched Abortion
• Bulge In My Pants
• BullShit
• Bum Wank
• Bunny Fucker
• Butt Pirate
• Candy Ass
• Captain's Whore
• Cluster Fuck
• Cock Rotter
• Colorado Bull Fucker
• Corn-Fed Country Pussy
• Corps Whore
• Crack Whore
• Creamin' Willy Be Man
• Creamy Snatch
• Cum Guzzler
• Dead Hooker
• Dick in the Dirt
• Dirty Bastard
• Dirty Deigo
• Dirty Dick
• Dirty Irish Pussy
• Dirty Panties
• Dirty Pussy
• Dog Nuts
• Donkey Punch
• Drag Your Dick In The Dirt
• Dried-up Pussy
• Duck Fart
• Ewok Having A Wet Dream While Passed Out In A Laundromat On Olympic Blvd.
• Ewok Teabagging A Mexican Trying To Cross The Border At Midnight
• Fiery German
• Flaming Asswipe
• Flaming Blue Fuck
• Foot In The Ass
• Frozen Alaskan Prostitute
• Fruity Fuck U Up
• Fucked-up Lemonade
• Fucked By Pharaoh
• Fucked On The Floor
• Fucked Up Frozen Lemonade
• Fucker Upper
• Fuckhead
• Fuckinay
• Fucking A Virgin At The Bottom Of The Pool
• Fucking The Georgia Split Peach
• Fuck Me By The Pool
• Fuck Me In The Ass Sideways
• Fuck Me Sideways
• Fuck Me Up, Scottie
• Fuck Your Buddy
• Fuzzy Pecker
• Get Naked And Slap Yo Momma!
• Green Bitch
• Hard Dick
• Hard Dick #2
• Hillbilly Asshole
• Holy Fuck
• Holy Fuck, You Fucking Cunt
• Irish Fucker
• Jack Off
• Japanese Sex #2
• Jungle Jizz
• Kentucky Bastard Love Child
• Kermit's Cum
• Kick Your Ass Dirty Martini
• Lick A Dick
• Little Bitch 5150
• Love You Now Screw You Later
• Mama's Got Her Boobs Out
• Mary's A Crazy Bitch
• MILF
• Minty Asshole
• Missouri Jackass
• MMF (Mean Mother Fucker)
• Monkey Spunk
• Mother Fucked Up
• Mother Fucker
• Napalm Sticks To Kids
• No Shit Sherlock
• Oh My Fucking God
• Old Bastard
• Original Superman
• Passionate Rape
• Piece Of Ass
• Pink Fuzzy Pussy
• Pink Pussy Martini
• Piss On The Ground
• Prom Queen On The Rag
• Punk Rock Slut
• Purple Fuck
• Purple Fucker
• Purple Mother Fucker
• Pussy Popper
• Quick Fuck #2
• Rain Fuck
• Raspberry Felch
• Redheaded Slut
• Redheaded Slut #2
• Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker
• Rocky Mountain Mother Fucker
• Rocky Mountain Mother Fucker #2
• Royal Fuck
• Salty Balls
• Sandy Vagina
• Screw You
• Sexy Bitch
• Sexy Blonde Bitch
• Sexy Slut
• Shit-Faced Punch
• Shit On The Beach
• Shit On The Beach #2
• Shit On The Grass
• Shit Stain
• Shit Stirrer
• Shitty Britches
• Shocking Cock Sucker
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Sick Fuck
• Skinny Little Bitch
• Sloe Southern Fuck
• Slow Fuck
• Slow Fuck #2
• Slutty Shirley Temple
• Slutty Shirley Temple #2
• Smurfette On The Rag
• Smurf Sperm
• Sour Pink Pussy
• Spring Box
• Stupid Bitch
• Suffering Bastard
• Swamp Twat
• Sweet Melissa
• Sweet Shit
• Testicular Nunslaughter
• That Son Of A Bitch
• That Time Of The Month
• The Real Motherfucker
• The Shaved Beaver
• The Sodomizer!
• Third Term Abortion
• ThunderFuck
• Time Of The Month
• Tiny's Fucked Stump
• Tropical Fuckin' Fruit Thing
• Virginia Asshole
• Wet Fart
• Wet Slit
• Wet Vagina
• Whatethefuck
• Whoredog
• Whore On The Hill
• Wild Fuck
• Woman Driver