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Drinkzzz · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:48 pm

Ok, booze aint cheap, and I dont mind payin da paper. But sometimes u just need a lil mault liqour, Thats right, a 40 baby. Fuck a $40 bottle of the Jack, just pay a $1.40 for a 40oz. Most people cant down more then 2 of em tops. And if u think mault liqour taste like dog shit that is coverd in cat piss, Then grow a pair of balls, u lil bitch. Besides it tastes like heaven after u take a few chugs. Still not with me on this?....Ok put this in ur glass and drink it...40s give u a differnt type of drunk, it makes u feel like a man, in a caveman type of way. Its a "I dont give a damn" drink. Got fired, drink a 40, cause u dont give a damn! (at least for that night anyway). Girl left ya, drink a 40, cause u dont give a damn damn it!!!(again, just for the night). Yet u still feel mellow,cool,and smooth u dig. Just try it...trust me...Drink one just once, and if ur a former 40 drinker and have forgot about ur old friend due to Vodka and The Jack, Then damn it, U go find ur old friend, and u drink him, drink him damn it, cause ur old friend will still love u. And has always....Let Ol Drinkzzz know what ya think Thumbs up

BillaBong · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:15 pm

and more

Wow thats incredible. Ive never drunk a 40 but you know what... You've inspired me. I shall purchase a 40 this weekend. Crazy

Drinkzzz · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:50 pm

Damn right...Thats what im talkin bout. I hope more people can be open minded like billia...Fucks yeah...everyone get a 40 this weekend, and if u dont like it I will, with out a doubt, not refund ur money. Heres a few tips for the 40 virgins, first get the 211 steel reserve, if ur store dose not have 211, go for Camo,Old English, or the Huricane brand.
Stay away from the red and blue bull brands, If u get one of thoes u might has well stick ur dick out the window, cause u will feel nothing. Also take it slow. Ive seen it many times, people drink one and feel a small buzz, then down the next one like water, and then diggity damn ur knee deep in jello with a mexican hooker named ted. also if u have any dead homies it is a custome to poor some of ur 40 out. Id say a 1 sec poor is good, do it out side cause mault liqour stains. and if u dont have any dead homies, please dont say u do, then poor some of ur 40 out to look cool, because.....well....u would look like an ass. Enjoy Thumbs up

Monkey Justice · Chief Big Monkey Joined: 23 May 2003 Posts: 136

we have an affectionate name for Old English....

"Pork Soda"

Captain-Vegetable · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:15 am

"The taste of malt liquor comes with the first sip of a forty. The taste of victory comes with the last."

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/80/043_3495.jpg

Drinkzzz · Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 4:40 am

That almost made me cry, damn fine saying it is. I shall try to work that saying into every conversation I have from now on,Damn fine.....................Damn fine.

Captain-Vegetable · Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:37 pm

It is a very good quote... Don't think I'll buy the poster online, but if I ever see it on sale somewhere, I think I would have to pick it up.

She-Bandit · Monkey-in-training Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 5

LOL..

I remember drinking 40's and deuces back before being legal to drink and then again when I got my first place and was broke, but kudos to you for being able to drink them..I doubt I could now...Its been 3 years since I have been able to drink a beer. I cant fathom the taste of it anymore.. spending 20 a week for a decent bottle of vodka is more of my way to go since Im almost hitting 30..

Anyway, hello and nice to meet ya all..

Evil