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OutaTime
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 Post subject: Bar Jokes |
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 8:13 pm
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A hamburger walks in to a bar.
The bartender says" Hey I told you last week we don't serve food in here!" 
What's the difference between a Summer Tourist and a Winter Tourist?
About 10 percent!  |
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The Archvillain Bartender
Chief Big Monkey
Joined: 20 May 2003
Posts: 191
Location: The Big Bar
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:41 pm
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Ah Ah Ah... one batty batty.  |
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dtollefson1701
Monkey-in-training
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 1
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Post subject: Re: Bar Jokes |
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:58 pm
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Here's one for ya:
Drunk enters a bar throws a dart hits the bullseye takes his prize and walks out.
Second nite drunk walks in throws a dart hits the bullseye and asks "What's my prize?"
Bartender asks him "What did I give you last night?"
Drunks responds "Roast Beef in a hard bun"
Bartender shocked "Hey guy, that was a live turtle" :lol: |
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