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[BillaBong]

So whats up all its your local Billabong here. Just tryin to start a thread here that hopefully will pick up some steam. What are everyones plans for this summer now that its officially begun?

Well myself... Its off to disney! I know how cliche right? Well let's just say that commercials really traumatize children. So my child has this insane thought that she MUST go to disney or else! Sad part is shes only 5. Im thinking lawsuit(Damn us americans and our lawsuits!) Then on top of that the least they can do is keep costs down since you know... Every single kid wants to go to disney so why not right? Well no of course not they would never do such a thing! By the time the summers done Im going to be one of millions of people in debt because of Disney. Maybe I'll write a book about my experiences and sell it to Canadians... Hmmm I just might.. Heck they'll buy anything. Perhaps I'll hire the legion of monkeys from drinknation's corporate building and have them do a mini disney take over so that way I can get in for free... mwhahahahaha!!

Besides that... Im hoping my wife will let me purchase beer. Since she's been neglecting me of my own hard worked money. Its so hard being me. Go freedom! Well thats all for now.