Good news, everbody! No, you're not making a delivery to Omicron Persei 8, but it's just as exciting. We've entered into top-secret negotiations with a company that makes some of the coolest swag we've ever seen. It will be available on the site within the coming weeks, but that's not the best part. We're going to have a contest to give some of it away for free! Hoo-ray!

Keep checking the site in the next couple of weeks and we'll have a link to the contest sign-up. We'll also let you, our cuddly readers, know about it when it's ready in an upcoming Drink of the Week. On to a more serious issue, there's a couple of internet viruses going around right now, and we're pretty sure that some of you out there have them, because we keep getting email entitled "Wicked Screensaver", and "That movie". Now, we're sure the screensaver is very nice, and we agree with you, that movie indeed. But it'll be a cold day in the Robot Devil's pelvic splanchnic ganglion before we click on that sort of razzmatazz. For the love of puppies, run a virus check and get rid of that funky jim-jam!