If you've visited the site lately, you may have noticed our strategic partnership with Swankmartini.com. If you haven't clicked through to their site though, you should really check it out ( use this link ). They have a beautiful line of martini glasses, which are stylish, functional, and swankier than your martini glasses, which are probably feeling a little bit of style-envy if you know what we mean. We particularly like the Swank Serve and The Omega. Haven't seen those at our local watering hole, that's for sure!

You, the reader, may ask how Swankmartini.com assists us in our infamous bid for global domination. Well, let's just say that a stylish worker monkey is a happy and productive worker monkey, and they can move larger stone blocks and operate complex machinery much faster when they're happy. So enjoy this week's drink, and check out Swankmartini's cool glasses. It's never too early to start your Christmas shopping, unless you're us, in which case both 7-11 and Pez are two happy companies come Christmas Eve.