If you live in the great expanses of frozen wasteland that several continents in the northern hemisphere experience at this time of year, this might not be the Drink of the Week email that you should read. Because we're going to talk about summer (again), which is making an appearance soon at a west coast near you, and we're going to be all high-and-mighty about it (again).

We've decided to do some spring cleaning, seeing as how it's so warm out and all. After selling out of monkey cleaners, we have a lot more room in our storage area for more important stuff that we'd like to store for several years before getting rid of. For example, we have some moldy cheese, old computer speakers, pants, some wombat cleaners, a Speak-and-Spell, two gallons of ManaKleen manatee cleaner, leftover parts from various laser guns, Vice President Dick Cheney, and an old litter box. Once we get all that crap into storage, we'll have way more room for people to come in out of the blazing heat of spring and have a nice cold lemonade, or a Drink of the Week. After that we're going to set up our volleyball net, start up the automatic pool cleaner and throw some stuff on the barbeque. See you in a week.