Have you ever been to a pet store and seen the myriad of mesmerising mechandise that people come up with for your pets? Take hamster habitats for example. You can buy miles of plastic tubes and rooms to interconnect, creating new worlds for your hamster to not care about, since its brain is the size of a tiny raisin. Or those hamster balls, which are made purely for the hamster owners amusement. They let your rodent roll about, encased safely in a plastic ball, where it must constantly run uphill to move with the result of periodically smashing into inanimate objects. We'd better hope that there isn't a secret hamster plot to enslave humanity, because you know what their first move would be. Although when you think about it, there's probably a few people that should be put inside inescapable plastic prison balls, mostly for everyone else's amusement. Maybe Richard Simmons. Although for the rest of us, it would be hard to mix drinks while rolling around the kitchen.