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Drink of the Week for Jun 26th, 2005: Cake Mix
What we had to say
If you've ever had your car vandalized by kids that hang out in your parking lot because they have nothing better to do, it makes you sympathize with Old Man Smith on the corner with all the barbed wire around his lawn. The machine gun nest behind the garden flamingos is probably a bit overboard, but you'd think he'd learn what's in those flaming paper bags on his doorstep. Not that we'd know. In any case, reacting to the vandals will probably just encourage them, so we're just going to freeze them in carbonite and relocate them to the Gobi desert. Ha ha kids! That's pretty funny too, don't you think? Old Man Drinknation is not a force to be trifled with, we can tell you that.
Rating: 6.1 / 10 (28 votes)
Cake Mix Drink Recipe
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