This is mixed in two double shot glasses. In the first shot glass pour in the milk. Layer on the beer and add a jigger of lemon juice to the top. Put the whipped cream on the top spiraling up, and a cherry in the center.
For the second shot glass put the splash of grape juice on the very bottom then add the vodka and tequila. Add whipped cream and a cherry. Shoot them one after another then think of your mom with her shirt off.
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