Only nine more days until Halloween. We thought we'd go as the ex-CEO of Enron. Not only is that pretty much one of the scariest costumes we can come up with, but according to accounting, it's tax-deductible. Also, by investing your candy with us when we come to your door, you'll be planning for the future. With profits at an all-time high, and audits at an all-time low, you can bet that the Drinknation executives are making the right decisions with your candy. We absolutely positively guarantee that your candy investment probably won't disappear overnight as large executive candy dividend payouts, or false candy profit margins. You can trust us. We're wearing a suit.

When you're done giving us all your candy, don't forget that we've got Halloween drinks up at http://www.drinknation.com/theme/Halloween . And while you're busy making this week's Halloween-themed drink, don't forget to leave your bowl of candy just outside the door, just in case someone comes by early. And it better be good candy.