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Drink of the Week for Feb 26th, 2005: Hypnosis #2
What we had to say
While we may be busy working on new drink recipes and mad science schemes most of the time, we make a concious effort to volunteer our time to worthy organizations as well. The agenda for this week was all about helping animals. We made large donations to the "Make Animals Even Cuter" foundation, which anyone can agree is a worthy cause, and we submitted our paper "Pet Owners: Yes your baby animal is precious, stop infantilizing them already" for peer review. We also had roundtable discussions with PETA and although we think they are kooky most of the time, we couldn't argue with their plans for a bumper sticker stating "Friends don't let friends be seen walking their cat on a leash." We also visited your granny at the nursing home and she whomped us at Texas Hold 'em, which has nothing to do with animals, but next time you see her, tell her that the deed is at the notary's and will be ready next week.
So after all that, we feel pretty good about ourselves. Which is why we aren't having any qualms about training your cat to help us cheat at poker. We told him we'd make you stop walking him on a leash.
Rating: 6.1 / 10 (38 votes)
Hypnosis #2 Drink Recipe
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