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Drink of the Week for Mar 4th, 2005: Rosario's Red
What we had to say
A ski hill without snow is like a monkey without a typewriter. Which is kind of like a dugong without lettuce, or an airline without delays. Which is totally different than a ninja without a bo staff. In any case, it's useless to most people for the purpose that it was designed for, but because of our unusually huge brains, we were able to think of other activities one can enjoy at a winter destination that has as much frozen dihydrogen monoxide as the Sahara desert.
For example, one can go on hikes and enjoy the fabulous scenery, or capture small animals and make them fight with tiny nunchucks. Or, instead of skiing down the hills, you can climb to the top and throw barrels down at anyone who tries to come up to get you. That'd be good. Maybe we're actually just going to drink all weekend, and we already started about three hours ago. That would explain the ninjas.
Rating: 6.1 / 10 (23 votes)
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