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Submitted Drink Recipes

• 151 Dead Aliens Hanging From The Leaning Tower Of Pisa
• 44 Bullets
• Altarboy With A Sore Ass Crying In The Rectory
• Arizona Moonshine
• Black Hole Sun
• Botched Abortion
• British Blueberry Pancakes With A Side Of Mexican Espresso
• Choking To Death On A Throat Full Of Cum
• Constipated Vampire
• Crowning The 7 Captains Of Bombay
• Dream Weaver
• Drowning Mexican Trying To Cross The Rio Grande
• Dyslexic Easter Bunny
• Ewok And A Stoned Frenchman Burning Joss Sticks At China's Festival Of Hungry Ghosts
• Ewok And Santa Taking Xtsasy While A Reindeer Cooks Over A Trash Can Fire
• Ewok Burning Down A Sugar Cane Field Next To An Airport Hangar In Jamaica
• Ewok Buying A Hooker And A Rock Of Cocaine Behind A Stripclub On The Vegas Strip
• Ewok Having A Wet Dream While Passed Out In A Laundromat On Olympic Blvd.
• Ewok Teabagging A Mexican Trying To Cross The Border At Midnight
• Ewok Wearing A Troubador Cape And A Crown Running Onto The Field During The France-Sweden World Cup Match
• Frozen Alaskan Prostitute
• Gay Puerto Rican Rockstar In A Velvet Business Suit
• Hpnotized By A Tattooed Bullfighter While On A Turkey Hunt In The Southern Yukon
• Irishman Being Beaten To Death In The Bushes Of Connemara Park By A French Mime Wearing Gold Rhinestones
• Jealous Zealot
• Jesus On The 5:30 Train To Amsterdam
• Kentucky Bastard Love Child
• Leprechaun Taint
• Mort #2
• November Acid Trip
• Pomegranate Tornado
• Pope Benedict's Love Potion
• Purple Rose In Paradise
• Retarded Monkey Lost In The Ural Mountains
• Rich Japanese Businessman With Hypnotizing Blue Eyes
• Satan's Sloe Hayride Through Alabama
• Sex On The Beach With A Dead German Rockstar
• Smurf With Hemarrhoids
• Sour Grapes Of Midori
• The Cointreauversial Japanese Monkey Runs Amok In Downtown Rome
• The Gallant Grand Dragon In A Broken Down Skyy Blue Crown Victoria
• Tyson The Skateboarding Bulldog's Eel Juice
• Whispers In The Wind
• Znap Thunderdance