A banana cow is truly a sight to see - a grand ruminant that grazes high among the branches of the banana trees of the tropics. Loathed by people walking below, the banana cow is actually an excellent source of Vitamin B12 and provides almost 100% of your daily requirement of Vitamin CH4 in one single blast. There is a virulent strain of the bovine that has taken to flinging feces and is becoming resistant to even the most powerful drugs. Our derivative that we present here is perfectly safe, however, and can be consumed in vast quantities without even a hint of poop.