Drink of the Week newsletter: Like Shakespeare, except you get to drink.
Drink of the Week for Aug 14th, 2003: Monkey Balls
What we had to say
Not that we have anything against either coast, but you guys really need to get your respective acts together. Florida and California, report to Drinknation HQ for immediate voter re-education. If you hurry, you will get a double-plus good re-education sticker to put on your strait jacket that says "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." If you dawdle, we'll phone your parents and then taser you into unconciousness until the next elections are over.
After all this electoral fun in the last few years, we here at Drinknation have no qualms about doing things a different way next time around. That's right, we're talking about Hamster for President. "Hamster?", you might ask, in a semi-confused state not unlike that of a celebrity on a game show. Yes, fair citizens, Potus the Hamster is running in 2004, and we feel that he is a better choice than all the rabble that makes the papers these days. If you don't believe us, you'd better check out http://www.hamsterforpresident.com. He's fresh. He's clean. He's cute. That's more than you can say for most politicians.
Rating: 6.0 / 10 (24 votes)
Monkey Balls Drink Recipe
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