Thanks to Dave Barry the whole continent is now trying to determine who takes pennies that are left on top of urinals. We beg of you, if you step into the washroom this week to find a penny left on top of the urinal, do not touch it. It's a trap. In fact, you should up the ante and add a fifty dollar bill (or a hundred, if you've got it) just to see who's sick enough to take money from the urinal. In totally unrelated news, we will be performing spot washroom checks all across the country, because we're.... looking for bolsheviks. That's right - there is a documented possibility that the harsh paper products used in your facilities is breeding a people's revolution, and we have been hired to monitor it under the Terrorist Prevention Act, and, if necessary, install a figurehead puppet leader under the control of the United Nations. (Clearly our reputation as sexy masked superhero crimefighters preceeds us.)

Don't believe us? We'll bet you these pennies we found.