We here at Drinknation know just how easy it is to become distracted and lose sight of your goals. Simple things, like when you're trying to find a delicious drink to send to your readers, and maybe you accidentally discover a brand new theory of hyper-dimensional physics. Or, say, when you're trying to find your pants which maybe you kind of forgot somewhere, and suddenly there's a bunch of Wal-mart security guys ruining your pant-hunting productivity. Stuff like that. But we pledge to you that we here at Drinknation, despite minor hyper-dimensional and/or pantless diversions, will never lose sight of our goal, which is to rule all the nations of the Earth with a despotic iron fist. Er... wait, maybe it's to email you drinks every week. Hang on... we wrote it down here somewhere.

We'll get back to you. Just in case it was the drink thing, here's a recipe.