Sometimes we here at Drinknation wonder about the day-to-day activities of mankind. Billions of tiny people, swarming around the globe, all trying to achieve goals and find answers. We wonder where all this effort is going to get us. What is it all leading up to? What will be the crowning accomplishment of the human race? We've stopped asking, because thankfully, the answer is here.

2006 brings to us the apex of human attainment, the very zenith of mankind's aspirations. Thousands of generations of people have lived and died to get us to where we are now, so that in turn we have created this, our legacy. It is a movie, and it is called "Snakes on a Plane".

I know. We were just as awestruck as you are now. Snakes on a Plane. It's a movie, with snakes. The snakes happen to be on a plane. There's a plane... and it's got snakes on it! Stunning! Absolutely stunning! Our ancestors would be so proud. From this day forth, we can simply stop trying. We have it now. A movie, about a plane containing snakes. The title says it all. You can track it's vaunted progress at many places on this internet of ours, such as at the Internet Movie Database at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/. There is nothing left for us to do, except wait anxiously until the time it is released in theaters, so that we may bask in the glow of humankind's ultimate triumph.

Maybe we'll take a drink to the theater though, just in case.